I can't wait til Monday night gets here.

I think I lost followers on tumblr for writing stuff down. Eehehehehe.

I like breakfast the most ‘cause I get to eat as much as I want and not feel guilty about it. 

I think it’s pretty stupid when girls take pictures of themselves holding someone else’s baby and make it their profile picture. Hello - that’s not your baby. You didn’t bear it for 9 months. It didn’t come out of your vagina. You’re not the one expected to raise it into a respectable citizen of society. You can and should expect people to make comments like “wow is that yours??” and “when’d you get knocked up??” so stop finding it funny/pretend to get insulted. I get that you wanna be photogenic and that babies are cute by default and you want to be admired for the eye-candy-combo you are but wow it’s so annoying stop it just get a dog for crying out loud sheesh. 

My aunt told my mom that her son sprained his ankle by trying to walk like a tortoise. What? Also, the boy’s older sister, aka my aunt’s first-born daughter, is never mentioned anymore because boys are still > girls. I thought we’d be past that in 2013 but no. I have no idea how she’s doing or if her ankles are okay.

Last week went by really slowly. I don’t even remember what I was doing last week. Was I awake at this time?

Let’s play a game called “how many emails can I send to my TA’s friend before I get my research opportunity rescinded?” 

Did you know that for many, but not all, girls - they go through hormonal instabilities and endure a temporary suspension of full mental rationality and emotional control 12 times a year if they’re not taking birth control pills? The notion that guys have 365 days of peace and calm levelheaded processing makes me wanna rip my ovaries out (do you see what I meannn??).

I hate driving with my dad.

The average American is pretty big. Why?

I have to memorize katakana in 3 weeks whereas memorizing hiragana took 5 years of on-and-off conscientiousness. 

I just wanna watch freaks and geeks.