What is "CLEAN: normal skin" ?

That's the name of my Covergirl foundation.

• Designed for normal skin
• Natural coverage that feels and looks fresh
• Water-based, won't clog pores
• Use with Clean Normal Skin Pressed Powder, in the brown compact, for a fresh finish

Something they forgot to mention:

• Lasts only 3 hours after application

I suppose it's good for my skin in the long run, but I hate leaving my room feeling like I could tip over the F bus and stop traffic with only a turn of my head to realize that whenever I come back, my face looks like a hag's. Dripping. 

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A fake angry face shot with incredibly high ISO. Look at the details on the walls!