June 14, 2013

I feel like this is the sort of epiphany I should get when I'm high (which I'm not)

If food has too much energy in it ('cause it makes people fat), then shouldn't that say something about the energy crisis? What if there was a way to utilize those stubborn kilocalories and convert them into a sustainable energy source, especially if research proves that wind/solar/geothermal/hydro power still doesn't compare to burning fossil fuels and are unable to be used in vehicular transportation?

Basically, everyone should go back to manual labor because that'll 1. save the environment 2. inspire innovative ways to efficiently grow crops to sustain man and man's motion and 3. make us all exericise - excuse me, "work" - more and obesity will be gone. Everyone wins. Machinery is of the devil. Case closed.

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Why are there popsicles stuck on my frozen tongue depressors?

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