February 12, 2013

Maybe not ASAP


I need to marry a cardiologist asap (hopefully he’s also cute and dresses well and plays instruments classically and can sing and has a strong heart because I really don’t want our kid to have heart disease and is a man of faith and cares about anniversaries and my parents and siblings and will stay up late to marathon tv shows with me and wake me up in time for brunch and makes me laugh enough to compensate for my lack of exercise and give me piggy back rides and likes me better with short hair even though I’d grow it out for him).
but yeah, the heart specialist part - I need that.

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